Wife: ‘What are you doing?’

妻：你在作什麼啊？
Husband : Nothing.

夫：沒作什麼。
Wife : ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’

妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband : ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’

夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。

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Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’

妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : ‘Sure! What are my choices?’

夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : ‘Yes or no.’

妻：要或不要。