{"id":9463,"date":"2011-02-04T11:27:40","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T19:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newsforchinese.com\/laozhong\/?p=9463"},"modified":"2012-11-02T16:06:26","modified_gmt":"2012-11-02T23:06:26","slug":"jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsforchinese.com\/v3\/2011\/02\/04\/jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"\u65b0\u6625\u65b0\u7b11\u8a71"},"content":{"rendered":"
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