{"id":13078,"date":"2011-04-07T10:44:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T17:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newsforchinese.com\/laozhong\/?p=13078"},"modified":"2012-10-23T16:47:45","modified_gmt":"2012-10-23T23:47:45","slug":"marriage-humor3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsforchinese.com\/v3\/2011\/04\/07\/marriage-humor3\/","title":{"rendered":"Marriage Humor3"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"OhSon: ‘ Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nMom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\n<\/strong>Son: ‘But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\n______________________________________________ <\/strong><\/p>\n

A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\n<\/strong>‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nGirl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever . <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nThe guy replies: ‘Thanks for the early warning.’<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nA wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nHe looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor.’<\/strong><\/p>\n

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