{"id":13076,"date":"2011-04-06T10:42:34","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T17:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newsforchinese.com\/laozhong\/?p=13076"},"modified":"2012-10-23T16:47:51","modified_gmt":"2012-10-23T23:47:51","slug":"marriage-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsforchinese.com\/v3\/2011\/04\/06\/marriage-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Marriage Humor 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?’\"Stock <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\n<\/strong>Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nWife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nHubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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Stress Reliever Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nBoy: ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nGirl: ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

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