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\"StockWife: ‘What are you doing?’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u59bb\uff1a\u4f60\u5728\u4f5c\u4ec0\u9ebc\u554a\uff1f<\/strong>
\nHusband : Nothing. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u592b\uff1a\u6c92\u4f5c\u4ec0\u9ebc\u3002
\n<\/strong>Wife : ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u59bb\uff1a\u6c92\u4f5c\u4ec0\u9ebc\uff1f\u4f60\u770b\u8457\u6211\u5011\u7684\u7d50\u5a5a\u8b49\u66f8\uff0c\u8db3\u8db3\u6709\u4e00\u5c0f\u6642\u4e86\u3002<\/strong>
\nHusband : ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u592b\uff1a\u6211\u5728\u5c0b\u627e\u5b83\u7684\u6709\u6548\u65e5\u671f\u662f\u5230\u4ec0\u9ebc\u6642\u5019\u3002<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nWife : ‘Do you want dinner?’<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u59bb\uff1a<\/strong> <\/strong>\u8981\u5403\u665a\u9910\u55ce\uff1f<\/strong>
\nHusband : ‘Sure! What are my choices?’<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u592b\uff1a<\/strong> <\/strong>\u7576\u7136\uff01\u6211\u53ef\u4ee5\u9078\u64c7\u55ce\uff1f<\/strong>
\nWife : ‘Yes or no.’ <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u59bb\uff1a\u8981\u6216\u4e0d\u8981\u3002<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ \u59bb\uff1a\u4f60\u5728\u4f5c\u4ec0\u9ebc\u554a\uff1f Husband : Nothing. \u592b\uff1a\u6c92\u4f5c\u4ec0\u9ebc\u3002 Wife : ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ \u59bb\uff1a\u6c92\u4f5c\u4ec0\u9ebc\uff1f\u4f60\u770b\u8457\u6211\u5011\u7684\u7d50\u5a5a\u8b49\u66f8\uff0c\u8db3\u8db3\u6709\u4e00\u5c0f\u6642\u4e86\u3002 Husband : ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’ \u592b\uff1a\u6211\u5728\u5c0b\u627e\u5b83\u7684\u6709\u6548\u65e5\u671f\u662f\u5230\u4ec0\u9ebc\u6642\u5019\u3002 ———————————————————————<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-13072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"aioseo_notices":[],"featured_image_urls":{},"appp_media":null,"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/newsforchinese.com\/v3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/avatars-DFF30y5My1u3eZvX-2nXMSw-original.jpg","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/newsforchinese.com\/v3\/feed\/podcast\/%e8%80%81%e4%b8%ad%e5%bb%a3%e6%92%ad%e9%9b%bb%e5%8f%b0","embedCode":"

Marriage Humor \uff08\u5a5a\u59fb\u5e7d\u9ed8\uff09<\/a><\/blockquote>